Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,290 Points
Medals Earned: 3/11 (25/500 points)
Slay your first monster
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Buy all equipment
Learn every skill
Explore every area
Slay every monster
Defeat the final boss in less than 15 minutes
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/155 points)
deliver 1 mail
Deliver all mail
Deliver to every house
Medals Earned: 2/2 (10/10 points)
How could you? NOW YOU'RE MAKING ME MAD!
You won! :3
Medals Earned: 2/11 (50/500 points)
Kill 9 monsters in a single run
Kill your first boss
Kill 100 monsters in a single run
Kill 300 monsters in a single run
Sent a score to the leaderboard
Kill 3 bosses in a single run
Kill 6 bosses in a single run
Unlock all available guns
Unlock all available coins
Unlock all available characters
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (15/15 points)
Play The Game
Die And Quit Back To Menu
Beat A Level
Medals Earned: 6/15 (35/325 points)
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Die by falling off the edge.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Die by getting squished.
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Submit your score.
Complete the Tutorial.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)
I don't want to hear any more music, thanks.
You generated a story, well done!
You decided to change it up a bit, go you!
Medals Earned: 4/5 (400/500 points)
Magical Artifact
Medals Earned: 7/14 (110/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Defeat Savior
Politely accept
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons