Total Medals Earned: 257 (From 65 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,290 Points
Medals Earned: 10/13 (50/115 points)
Load the game
defeat the woman 10 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
press play on the main menu
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
Medals Earned: 1/4 (50/125 points)
Grab your piece of eternal kingship
Take the easy way out.
That's quite a busy reign
Kinghood suxx
Medals Earned: 34/34 (500/500 points)
You beated level 1!
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You won the game! :O
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/100 points)
You checked out the awards!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/18 (15/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 7/8 (215/315 points)
Boomerang the bat on the first screen.
Complete the easy round.
Finish with under 400 clicks.
Complete the medium round.
Kill the boss.
Finish with under 300 clicks.
Complete the hard round.
Finish with under 200 clicks.
Medals Earned: 11/12 (480/485 points)
pass a first level
pass a two level
pass a three level
pass a four level
pass a five level
pass a six level
pass a seven level
pass a eight level
pass a ninth level
pass a ten level
beat full game
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/325 points)
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/150 points)
Kill Peter
Kill Peter Without Missing
Medals Earned: 6/6 (300/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)